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Hello! my name is Ashley/Aaron. You can call me either, or if you have a nickname you can use that.

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8. Top Five Videogames!!!! uvu
oceanphantom oceanphantom Said:

oh sweet jeebus…..

Uhhhhm shit…

5. Assassins creed: Brotherhood

4.Legend of zelda: twilight princess



1.assassins creed: black flag


I never noticed this.

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One last game between old friends…

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Solving Mysteries In Comfort

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most emotionally damaging part of my childhood

Lilo and Stitch hits so many abandonment issues. Always a good movie for a cry.

I need someone to be my friend, someone who won’t run away. Maybe send me an angel. The nicest angel you have.

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I can’t understand cats, can you?

Sitting on windowsills is great.  Snuggling with friends is great.  Cats are small enough to both at the same time.  What’s there to not understand here?

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More dogs with their babies.

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never skip leg day

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sometimes i wake up with a very urgent thought on my mind and it’s usually pretty dumb like ‘je suis un pomme' or 'root beer fairytales' but this morning i woke up and sat there for a second and all i could think was

tis i,

the frenchiest fry


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"there’s no time for a black widow movie"

"there isn’t an audience for a female lead superhero movie"


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"Anne Bonny and Mary Read were pirates, as renowned for their ruthlessness as for their gender, and during their short careers challenged the sailors’ adage that a woman’s presence on shipboard invites bad luck."

Sculpture by Erik Christianson.

I’m not entirely sure that the statue really needed to have a tit out.

How dare women try to have nipples.

Actually I’ve seen this before and I can tell you— it’s because these women were bad ass pirates and when they killed someone they’d expose one or both breasts so that when their victim died, (s)he knew that they were killed by a woman.

ACTUALLY Anne Bonny purposely wore loose fitting clothes and displayed her breasts openly at all times during battle - mainly because men were distracted by them, and she took pleasure in killing said men while they were too busy staring at her breasts. Mary Read dressed mainly as a man (after posing as her deceased brother, Mark, for the entirety of her childhood) and both ladies cross-dressed from time to time, hopping between ships. They were known as the ‘fierce hell cats’ due to their ferocious tempers, and were key elements to Captain ‘Calico Jack’ Rackham’s crew - they were the only two known female pirates in the Golden Age of Caribbean piracy. IN FACT, when the ship was captured by the British Navy, Anne and Mary were the ONLY TWO pirates who fought while the males of the crew hid - they were all tried to be hung as pirates but Bonny and Read were both pregnant and were pardoned.

Calico Jack was a lover to Bonny, and as he was to be hung, Bonny’s final words to him were, “Had you fought like a man, you need not be hung like a dog.” Bonny and Read were possibly two of the most badass fucking pirates and they were FEMALE. The more you know. 

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I was just explaining to my friends how bald eagles are like pigeons in Alaska.

can confirm while staying in alaska with squid.
they are everywhere.

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